I like to think Im a rather odd panda. I always try to be different on an almost everyday basis. I like to think creativity is an amazing way to express oneself. Copying someone else, although supposedly the "highest form of flattery," is just a slap in one's own face. It shows you have little to no brain cells to think up something on your own merit & just follow the crowd. My way of showing my uniqueness & eccentric personality this year is to get into shape.
Freshman year my goal was to be known. High school was a waste of time because I was too damn quiet & wished to be heard. I didn't want to be that face in the class again that everyone whispered about that he was going to Columbine. I like to think I'm fairly known around SFC. Everywhere I walk at least one or two people know who I am so it's a rewarding feeling to know I've come out of my awkward shell & have people to converse with.
Sophmore year was to more or less tone down my 'bad habits'. My vices, or at least a few of them, consisted of being fairly slutty, overdrinking, & smoking cigarettes. I was quite vulgar if you will when saying stuff to the opposite sex. It's a natural reflex of mine to find the filthiness in any statement. I am the guy who usually made the comment "That's what she said" after anything remotely dirty sounding. I improved upon that by a lot of concentration & a crapload of will power. That was one of the tougher aspects of my reformation.. As for drinking & smoking, it was one of those things I limited via cash. I'd only bring enough for one or the other, not both. If I went to the bar, it'd be ten to enter, & another fifteen for either drinks or a pack. This way, I'm partially saving one vital organ while killing another.
This year I thought I'd improve my body in more ways than one. Since I'm working on my piercing license, [which means waiting for my cousin to call me about how much it costs for the class & where it is] I plan on modding myself up a bit further. I'm taking a bit of a break on the tattoos because, lets be serious.. I kinda have no room left right now =/. After I successfully pierced & gauged my earlobes, I got an ecstatic high off of that & knew I could take on the world. Once I get my needle set, I'm probably giving myself a lip ring [for the third time] & maybe a septum if I'm feeling risky. That seems to be the negative aspect of the "improved body." I also am working out so the flab can turn to fab *gags on his own lameness*. But, on a serious note, it feels good to try to get in shape. Once I get all jacked, I might have to do my rounds & show all the chicks who blew me off for being more loveable than most what they missed out on.
As for a link, I can give you one of someone piercing their own lip. Dont try this at home, kids. Dont be stupid like these people... or myself for that matter. I at least know to sterilize my needles as well as wear gloves & NOT do it in a damned open field.. Retards
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FtDK8uO4xQw
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