Today had to be either a very sucky day or a very bad ass one. It started off slow due to sleep deprivation & getting up early for class. I survived my three classes, despite the fact two of the three were kind of fun because they were literature oriented. Then once I was free, I ended up playing football with the brothers. Mind you, having to get second pick when you know the good players are being taken is the lamest thing out there. I was Brett Farve but instead of now being on the Jets, I was bought by the Miami Dolphins... My God did my team mates suck. I tell them to run plays & they'd scramble like chickens without heads. After losing a miserable 3-0 defeat, we got pooped & then headed back to the school to work out. As I got my swell on, I knew that the rest of this day could only get better.
After finding my regime, I headed over to O'Keefes [I know.. Working out then going to a bar is retarded, but I did not drink. I was chilling with friends.] I met up with my homeslices & we just talked until everyone had to bounce for reasons unknown. In the end, Im left with this really hot Irish chick. We're talking one on one getting to know one another & I just call her out on everything, basically being a dick, but a sweet prick to get her all fiesty. After she & I split a beer, I challenged her to a dance off because I get competetive with anyone who is spunky like her. We ended up having a rather sick makeshift date until my friends came back & watched us for like, 20 minutes straight.
Cockblocks.
As Officer Michaels said to Officer Slater in Superbad, "You must guide McLovin's cock, not block it." They obviously didnt see that part of the film...
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Rob:
AS you know, your assignment is to write at least three blogs a week where you write one blog specifically about the reading and the other two about some issue in class. After reading your blogs, while I certainly see that you spend some time with them, I don't see the connection at all to the class. You obviously don't have a problem revealing things about yourself but try connecting it to our ideas in class. So, for example, your overly macho replay of the "date" that you had last night I'm sure will be read by many (including me) as egotistical and hypermasculine where you are more interested in your relationship with your "brothers" than the woman who you were talking to. This connects very much to Jarhead and the "brothers" in the Sniper unit who are more interested in themselves and their relationships than the women that they degrade even as they lustfully talk about them.
In other words, I think this blog could be more effective for you (and us) if you reflect on your actions instead of just reporting them.
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