Make Out Club

The saying is true, you know. Life is definitely a bitch because if it was easy, it'd be a slut. I was listening to Tickle Me Pink's "Typical," (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BPvoAvmPNMw) & then randomly got contacted by TWO exes & a third was mentioned in conversation. I try to forget them, but constant reminders are a pain in the funbag, hence why it's a bitch =P. It's bad enough my obsession with music constantly has them in my head.

A little FYI for my fans out there reading, any girl I ever felt was somehow special in my life got a song dedicated to them [Hoot was "Lady So Divine" by Shinedown because I truly thought she was 'divine' *gags a little*(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zzz1-xQu_g0). Red has "How to Save a Life" by The Fray due to the fact that in the song, he sings 'Where did I go wrong? I lost a friend," something she said she had never done; lose a friend. She tossed me to the corner the second she found someone else who paid MORE attention to her. Skank. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TmFi2snLr7o). Caro has "Brown Skin Girl" by Carlos Santana because she was, in fact, my brown skin girl =P (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SX39Mg3aAqs). T had "Girl All the Bad Guys Want" by Bowling for Soup because she always had poor taste in guys including me, unfortunately (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_LjOrfa2dDQ). Lastly, we had Panic. She was given "Thunder" by Boys Like Girls because she was the soundtrack of my summer *vomits at the lame truth behind that* (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mXuxRWXisUQ)]

But back on target! I had a little big tangent for a moment ^_^a. Why is it that when life is on the ups, someone has to bring it down? I try to forget them so they can forget me because it's just easier that way. Living in the past makes you sometimes miss out on the present as well as the future, so I choose to step out of their lives. Why do they insist on coming back to torment me? Ugh... Homer Simpson once stated that, "Alcohol-- The problem AND solution to all of life's little ailments." Shit. I totally believe women are.

Why cant I find a normal chick?

Oxymoronic, eh? Normal & chick in the same sentence... Im so odd.